puckquinn:

if you ever leave my door open and i have to get up and close it myself just know that’s me closing the door on our relationship forever

(Source: daeneryus, via lindahong13)

fagsindubai:

i automatically dislike anyone with my name because it feels like a competition and let’s be honest ur not winning that

(via heathaapants)

sublimefy:

mewtoot:

garrettgregg:

mewtoot:

for the longest time i thought shoes on a telephone wire was just people getting rid of their old shoes in a cool way

It’s not?…

no it means that someone sells drugs nearby

WHOA I USED TO SEE THOSE EVERY DAY ON MY WAY TO SCHOOL

IT ALL MAKES SO MUCH SENSE NOW

(Source: circumcisions, via lindahong13)

colfr:

so my parents just came home from the shops and told me that they got a new toilet seat

Yes those are dolphins and shells.

But wait until you open the fucking thing

Oh yes

my parents bought a LIGHT UP TOILET SEAT

I am so fucking done

WHAAAAAAAAAT I’ve never wanted anything so badly

(via lindahong13)

gcoky:

how do u expect me to keep up with my school work when i can hardly keep up with the kardashians

(Source: cheerupsmelly, via wetalked-youpooped)