fuckwooper:

money is so stupid and unnessecary we’re meat creatures on a rock floating in space and out entire lives are dominated by little bits of paper

Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

(Source: an-egg, via wetalked-youpooped)

hungarian:

*takes a nap* who am i

(via wetalked-youpooped)

• me: time for bed
• stomach: LET'S EAT 15 CHEESEBURGERS WITH ICE CREAM CAKE AND POTATO CHIPS WITH AN ENTIRE TACO BELL ON THE SIDE
• brain: HEY REMEMBER ALL THOSE WORRIES, IDEAS, ASPIRATIONS AND OTHER ANXIOUS THOUGHTS WELL NOW YOU DO
• muscles: I HURT FOR AN UNEXPLAINED REASON LIKE ARE YOU GROWING DO YOU HAVE A DISEASE LOL IDK HELP
• skin: LET'S PLAY A GAME CALLED ARE YOU ITCHY OR DID A SPIDER EGG SACK JUST BIRTH ON YOU
• ears: THERE'S A JET PLANE 500 MILES AWAY ALSO I THINK THE NEIGHBOR IS VACUUMING
• eyes: WOW EVER NOTICE HOW IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY INTO PITCH BLACKNESS YOU CAN ALMOST SEE YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE
• mouth: IT'S DEATH VALLEY UP IN HERE
• body: HAVE FUN TOSSING AND TURNING FOR THE NEXT 2 HOURS
• me: ok

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Well, let it pass, he thought; April is over, April is over. There are all kinds of love in the world, but never the same love twice. F. Scott Fitzgerald, Magnetism (via theotherway)

(via carly-w)

hurricane-emily:

jimgaffigan:

Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a single man notices you got them done.

maybe

just maybe

women do some things for themselves and not just for men

what a concept

(via heathaapants)